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ECW!! ECW!! ECW!! ECW!! ECW!! ECW!!
The scene opens as the camera cues in on all the ECW fans around the whole building everyone is on there feet cheering and chanting ECW ECW ECW. The camera then cues on to Joey Styles who is sitting at the commentators’ booth.
Joey Styles: Welcome to ECW ladies and Gentlemen we are fresh coming off our latest pay per view November to Remember, And oh boy I wont soon be forgeting it. With that being said its time to move on for the future. Lets kick the show off with a little vixen action.
Trish Stratus music hits as she comes threw the curtain. The fans cheer for her as she points at the crowd acknowledging them.
Joel Gertner:First, Making her way to the ring, Trish Stratus.
Trish enters the ring as Kelly Kelly's theme now plays. The fans continue to cheer, Kelly walks down the isle smiling and waving at the fans.
Joel Gertner:And her opponent, Kelly Kelly.
Kelly walks in the ring, She and Trish shake hands as the bell sounds off starting the match.
Kelly vs Trish Stratus
Both vixens tie it up, Trish gets the advantage and irish whips Kelly into the ropes. Kelly comes running back as Trish goes for a clothsline but Kelly ducks and continues to run to the other side of the ring. Kelly jumps in the center of the middle rope and jumps back with a back elbow nailing Trish. Trish falls on her back and Kelly quickly comes back and goes for the cover, 1...kickout. Kelly gets back on her feet and goes to pick up Trish but Trish reverses into backbody drop. Trish picks up Kelly and whips her into the turnbuckle. Trish goes running after Kelly and connects with a monky flip. Kelly lands on her feet, the crowd is in shock of Kellys athleticism. Trish gets back up and Kelly runs after her looking to land a clothsline but Trish ducks into the matrish and Kelly falls over the top rope and lands to the outside of the ring. Kelly tries to get up slowly but Trish goes to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a suicide dive landing on Kelly. Both vixens hold themselves in pain as the crowd chants ECW. The ref begins to count, he makes it to a 7 count before they both slowly make it to there feet. Trish grabs Kelly by the hair and toses her in the ring.Trish walks up the stairs and enters the ring. Trish lifts up Kelly and leans her against the turnbukles, She licks the back of her hand and slaps Kelly in the chest, She slaps Kelly in the chest once again. Trish now hoists up Kelly in the sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Trish walks over to the middle of the ring and comes running back and delivers the stratusfear. Kelly lands in the middle of the ring and Trish now goes for a victory roll, 1......2.....kickout. Trish has a look of shock as Kelly kicked out.
Joey Styles:Kelly is still hanging in there.
Trish puts Kelly in a headlock and Kelly seems to be losing breath. The crowd is cheering for both competitors. Kelly pulls her strenght together and gets up with her left knee. Trish stands up but Kelly elbows her in the gut. Trish lets go and Kelly grabs her by the arm and throws her into the ropes. Trish comes back and Kelly delivers a dropkick. Kelly goes for a cover and uses the rope for leverage, 1....2.....3.
Joey Gertner: Here is your winner of the match, Kelly Kelly.
Joey Styles:Kelly has to use the ropes to defeat Trish
Kelly rolls out of the ring as her music begins to play. Trish looks back pissed off as Kelly laughs while holding her arms in the air celebrating her victory as the scene turns to black and a commercial begins to play.
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The scene opens up backstage in a locker room. Holly is seen throwing a chair to the floor, The crowd begins chants of Holly. A knock is heard on the door. Holly turns around and focuses his attention at the door. Tommy Dreamer opens the door and Holly storms up to him.
Holly:I want Big Show and i want him here TONIGHT!
Tommy runs his fingers threw his hair not knowing what to say.
Dreamer:Look, Holly. I'm sorry for what happend this past Sunday, But I cant give you The Big Show tonight. You two are booked in a match. But i tell you what i will do and that is give you one more shot at Big Show next week. Next week it will be vs Big Show in a parking lot brawl.
The crowd erupts with cheers and begins chants of ECW. Holly shakes his head a sadistic smile on his face.
Dreamer: But thats now all i came in here to tell you. I wanted to tell you i was impressed with your match this past Sunday. So impressed that im booking you in a match at December to Dismember. Holly your going one on one against Cactus Jack for the ECW Heavyweight Championship.
The cheers now become so overwhelmingly loud. Holly has a smirk on his face as Dreamer leaves the room.
Holly: Hardcore Holly, ECW Heavyweight Champion.....
[i]The scene now cues back to the ring as Johnny Nitro's music is playing as he is waiting in the ring.
I’m the Boogeyman, And I’m coming to get you hits the pa system as the ECW fans boo, Boogeyman Comes crawling out of the curtain and stands up and slams the clock over his head and makes his way to the ring while doing a jerking dance.
Joel Gertner: Making his way to the ring, Weighing in at 255 pounds, THE BOOGEYMAN!!!....And in the ring, Weighing in at 220 pounds, Johnny Nitro.
Boogeyman continues to do the jerking dance while in the ring. He faces Nitro and the bell begins to ring starting the match.
Nitro vs Boogeyman
Boogeyman runs after Nitro and connects with a shoudle tackle knocking Nitro down. Nitro gets up immediatly and runs after Boogeyman again, This time Boogeyman delivers a arm drag surprising Nitro. Nitro gets back up again and runs after Boogeyman, Boogeyman now delivers a standing dropkick knocking Nitro down a third time. Boogeyman immediatly goes for a cover, 1....2.....kickout. Boogeyman now sits ontop of Nitros Stomach and delivers right and left punches to his face. Boogeyman rolls off of him and gets back on his feet and stomps on him in the face. Boogeyman looks at the booging crowd and then proceeds to ignore them, they begin chants of Boring. Boogeyman delivers a elbow drop directly connecting on the neck of Nitro. Boogeyman gets up again and drops another elbow on Nitros neck. Boogeyman gets up for a third time and delivers yet another elbow drop on the neck of Nitro, Boogeyman now goes for a cover, 1....2....kickout. Boogeyman gets back on his feet and picks up Nitro, he irish whips him into the ropes, Nitro comes running back and Boogeyman catches him with a powerfull powerslam almost shaking the ring on impact. Boogeyman gets back on his feet and runs to the rope, He comes running back and delivers a body splash landing on the stomach on Nitro. Boogeyman stays ontop of Nitro going for a cover, 1.....2....foot on the rope. You can see frustration is kicking in in the eyes of The Boogeyman. He gets up again ignoring the crowds boos and grabs Nitro by the head and lifts him up. Boogeyman places his hands around the neck of Nitro and lift him up in a choke hold. Nitro gets his legs up and wraps them around Boogeyman's head and reverses into a hurricaranna. Boogeyman gets up at the same time as Nitro, Boogeyman comes running after Nitro by he kicks Boogeyman in the stomach but he catches his boot. Boogeyman slams Nitros boot to the groud and runs after Nitro hitting a clothsline knocking Nitro almost out cold. Boogeyman lifts up Nitro setting him up for a pump handle slam. The pump handle slam connects and Boogeyman now goes for a cover, 1.....2.....3
Joel Gertner:Here is your winner, The Boogeyman
Joey Styles: My god, Boogeyman Making quick work on Nitro here. He is on a roll, can he be stoped?
The Boogeyman's music hits as he is still sitting on Nitro. Boogeyman pulls out worms from his pockets and slams it in Nitro’s mouth. Boogeyman now makes it out of the ring and does the jerking dance while making his way to the back. The camera zooms in on Nitro knocked out with worms on his face as the scene turns to black
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Gangrel s music hits at all the ECW fans cheer.
Joey Styles: Welcome back to ECW. This following match will be brutal, I cant wait.
Gangrel comes threw the curtain pushing a shopping cart full of weopens. The fans cheer at the site of him.
Joel Gertner: Making his way to the ring, Weighing in at 225 pounds, Gangrel.
Gangrel throws the cart full of wepons in the ring. Hardcore Holly's music now plays as the crowd cheers for him. Holly comes threw the curtain with a steel chair in hand.
Joel Gertner: And his opponent, Weighing in at 240 pounds, Hardcore Holly.
Holly enters the ring, Both men stare at each other not backing down, The bell sounds off starting the match.
Hardcore Holly vs Gangrel
Gangrel grabs a steel chair from the fallen cart in the ring. Both men stare at each other, Suddenly they both run after each other swinging the steel chair. The chairs collide with each other not hitting the other opponent. Holly jabs the chait in Gangrel's gut, Gangrel bends over droping the chair. Holly slams the chair in the back of Gangrel quickly knocing him to the ground. Gangrel rolls out of the ring saving himself. Holly now slides out of the ring and goes after Gangrel. Holly goes to pick up Gangrel but he headbutts him in the gut, Gangrel now bodyslams Holly on the thin mats outside. Gangrel now looks under the apron, He pulls out a table from underneath the ring and sets it up. Gangrel now goes near holly and removes the protective mat. Gangrel picks up Holly in a attempt for a piledriver but Holly reverses into a back body drop on the concrete floor. Holly now lifts up Gangrel and tosses him in the ring, Gangrels head sticks out from under the bottom rope and Holly smashes his elbow in his face. Holly now slides in the ring and drags Gangrel's body to the middle of the ring, Holly runs to the ropes and comes back with a leg drop. He goes for a cover, 1....2...kickout. Holly notices the table set up outside, He lifts up Gangrel and walks him over to the side of the ring with the table near it. Holly sets him up for a alabama slam but Gangrel rolls out of it and lowblows Holly. Gangrel lifts him up with a press slam and tosses him outside causing him to crash threw the table. Gangrel falls back to the mat still in pain and the crowd begins to chant holy shit.
Joey Styles: Oh my god, if hes not broken in half this will be a miracle.
Gangrel regains his composure and gets back up, He grabs a stop sign from the cart and rolls out of the ring. Gangrel walks over to Holly and smashes the stop sign in Holly's stomach. Gangrel hits him repeataly with the sign and tosses it aside. Gangrel lifts up Holly and slams his head agains the barricade. Gangrel lifts him up and drops him ontop of the barricade. Holly is now leaning over the barricade with his head facing the crowd. Gangrel jumps on the apron and jumps of nailing Holly with a flying leg drop. Both men land in the crowd as they chant that was awesome. Gangrel gets up moments later and pushes a fan out of the way and grabs his chair. Holly stumbles getting on his feet while Gangrel stalks him and litfs the chair up high. Holly turns around and Gangrel swings the chair down but Holly kicks him in the nuts and drops the chair. Gangrel grabs himself and Holly throws him out over the barricade. Holly hides the pain as he hops over the barriacde. The lighst go out suddenly, grunting can be heard and moments later the lights come back on and Gangrel is covered in this red residue. Holly throws the bucket out of the way.
Joey Styles: Seems the blood bath has back fired on Gangrel this time.
Holly quickly slides in the ring and grabs the shopping cart and tosses it outside the ring, it lands ontop of Gangrel. Holly goes back outside and grabs the card and sets it up right, He now lifts up Gangrel and tosses him in the cart. Holly grabs the cart by the handle and runs he sudenly stops and pushes it and the card goes flying over the steel steps. Gangrel falls out of it, Holly begins to laugh. Holly grabs a bag from under the ring and puts it in the ring. Holly goes back under the ring and pulls out another table and the crowd begins to chant we want tables. Holly tosses it in the ring and he walks after Gangrel and lifts him up, Holly now throws him in the ring. Holly now slides back in the ring. Holly sets up the table in the middle of the ring, He then walks over to Gangrel and kicks him in the stomach. Holly now picks up the bag and pulls out a tub of gasoline and a match and the crowd goes nuts. Holly sets those items down and walk over to the table he flips the bag over on the table and hundreds on thumbtacts fall on the table and a couple falls off. Holly grabs the gasoline and pours it on the table, He now grabs the match and tosses it on the table and it lights up fast with flames. Holly has a smirk on his face as he lifts up Gangrel and puts him in the alabama slam position. He walks over to the table and delivers the alabama slam threw the table. The crowd begins to chant holy shit as the fire goes away.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!
Gangrel twitches in pain as Holly places his boot on his chest going for the pin, 1.......2.......3
Joel Gertner: Here is your winner, Hardcore Holly.
Holly raises his hands in victory as he leaves the ring and his music begins to play.
Joey Styles What a sickening match, I hope Gangrel is alright. My god what must be going threw the mind of Cactus Jack right about now.
Holly continues walking up the isle at emt's are running down checking on Gangrel. Holly turns around and smiles and then puts his arms in the air as the scene turns to black and a commercial begins to play.
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“Snake Bit” can be heard playing over the PA system. In the ring, 2 tall chairs covered in authentic snakeskin are resting with a spotlight brightly illuminating them. There is a vertical metal pole next to them with several perches protruding from the sides and Damien VII is resting comfortably on them. Behind the chairs is a large flatscreen, HD Sony TV hanging from the rafters showing rapid clips of snakes striking. A table is between the chairs with 2 bottles of water on it. Covering the mat is a dark rug with a giant Cobra illustrated in the center and the words “Snake Pit” on either side. Jake Roberts is standing in the middle of the ring, wearing a long-sleeve, mostly unbuttoned, black silk shirt and black jeans. He is admiring his snakeskin boots, before looking up to reveal his black eye-patch over his injured eye. He smiles briefly at the crowd, then puts the mic to his lips and waits for the cheering to die down.
Jake: It’s time for a very special edition of the Snake Pit. But before I bring out my guest, I’d just like to thank the fans for all the support I’ve received since my in-ring return.
The crowd cheers wildly for the injured Legend.
Jake: I’d also like to thank another Legend… Cactus Jack, for giving me the match of a lifetime. Our match at November to Remember will go down in the history books, and I look forward to facing him again in the future.
The crowd erupts again in cheers and begins chanting, “One. More. Round. One. More. Round.” Jake smiles at this and taps his eye patch signaling that he is done wrestling for awhile.
Jake: But without further ado… I’d like to welcome to the Snake Pit, another Legend and Hall of Famer in the making… The Phenom… The Undertaker!
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The crowds cheers become silent as the anticipation of The Undertaker is felt throughout the arena as the lights go out. A thunderbolt comes down and strikes the entrance way as the crowd begins to cheer as The Undertaker comes threw the curtain. Making his way down to the ring, The Undertaker stands on the steps and raising his arms and the lights come back on, he enters the ring grabbing a mic of his own.
Jake: You and I. We go way back. We tormented the Macho Man Randy Savage together. Then we tormented each other. You kicked out of,.. not one, not two, but three of my DDT’s in one night. You are undefeated at WrestleMania. And you just buried Shawn Michaels at November to Remember. What is next for the Phenom?
Undertaker: Last Sunday, I accomplished what I set out to do and that is burry Shawn Michaels alive. He thought that he could bring my wife into this like I did to him and play mind games with me. Only difference is unlike him I didn’t cry like a little girl when he took my wife, I went out and made my actions do the talking.
Jake: And I know from personal experience that you can back up anything you say. But onto another subject. Your brother Kane was recently beaten so severely by Triple H that he had to be hospitalized and was then released from his ECW contract… and retribution in store for HHH?
Undertaker: I said it before that I plan on putting an end to Degeneration X, now that Shawn is out of the way it leaves me with Triple H. Triple H you saw what I did to your buddy, which is nothing compared to what I want to do to you when I get the chance…….
The titantron is not showing Jake and Undertaker in the ring anymore, instead it is showing the inside of a hospital room in Pittsburg where last Sunday’s PPV was held. Shawn Michaels can be seen sitting up from his bed as the camera man continues to get closer to him. There are wires in his arm and something over his mouth helping him breathe, when he was buried alive Shawn was unable to keep his breath and eventually almost suffocated.
Shawn Michaels: I know I’m scheduled to address my condition later on, but seeing as how Undertaker is already in the ring I see no reason to wait. Undertaker last Sunday you buried me alive, I was lying in that cold dirt pit trying as hard as possible to keep my breath and hold on hoping someone would get me out. I was about five minutes away from dying, luckily the EMT’s were able to get me out of the hole when they did. Lucky for me I am still alive, but not so lucky for you…….
The machine checking Shawn’s heart rate is increasing by the second, the more he talks about being buried alive the more it angers him and raises his hearts beats. The nurses are rushing into his room to try and get him to calm down, they are pleading with him to stop this before he gives himself a heart attack.
Shawn Michaels: Undertaker, you should have killed me when you had the chance. Instead you left me for dead, bad move on your part because I can promise you that I will be back next week. I may not be medically cleared to wrestle from what I hear until December to Dismember, but that doesn’t mean that from now until then myself and Triple H can’t make your life a living hell. See you next week Deadman.
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Joey Styles: Welcome back everybody, up next our tag team champions who are coming in off a huge win over New D-x will be facing the Big Show who is also coming in off a huge win from this Sunday in a handicap match.
Joel Gertner: The following contest is a handicap match and is scheduled for one fall.
Generation Next Theme hits, the crowd is giving them a mixed reaction. Aries and Strong come threw the curtain taunting the fans trying to get them to cheer for them.
Joel Gertner: Making there way to the ring, they are the team of Austin Aries and Roderick Strong, They are the ECW Tag Team Champions, Generation Next!
Weelllll its the Big Show hits the pa system as all ECW fans stand up and scream boo's as The Big Show comes threw the curtain
Joel Gertner: Making his way to the ring, Standing at 7 feet and weighing 500 pounds, THE BIG SHOW!!
Big Show steps in the ring ignoring the crowds boos.
Joey Styles: It looks like the deck is stacked against the Big Show, but we all know he is able to handle himself in 2 on 1 situations thanks to his size.
Big Show vs Generation Next
There is no tagging in and out in this handicap match, so Aries and Strong will be in the ring at the same time. Aries, Strong charge towards Big Show only to get stopped by Big Show’s big hand, he grabs them by the head pushing them to the ground. Both men quickly get back to their feet dropkicking Show, but he shrugs it off not feeling a thing. Aries and Strong run off the ropes double clotheslining Big Show, again he doesn’t move shrugging it off like it was nothing. Both men run off the ropes going for another double clothesline attempt, Show sticks his arms out clotheslining both men to the mat instead. Show lifts Aries up bodyslamming him down, now lifting Strong bodyslamming him to the ground also. Big Show taunts to the crowd that he can’t be stopped, crowd responses by booing him. Aries/Strong attack Show from behind while he is taunting the crowd, both men use their strength to back suplex Show. Strong dropkicks show in the face as he sits up, Aries runs off the ropes hitting a senton on Show. Strong covers Show, 1 – 2 – Kickout. Both men try lifting Big Show to his feet, but they are grabbed by the neck by Big Show’s big hands. Big Show lifts both men up chokeslamming them to the mat, not wasting any time in continuing this match. Big Show stacks Aries on top of Strong and goes for the pin on both men, 1 – 2 – 3.
Joel Gertner: Here is your winner the Biigggggg Showwwwwww.
Big Show walks right out of the ring, not even bothering to have the ref raise his arm up. Show walks through the curtain back to the backstage area. Aries and Strong are getting back to there feet in the ring, from behind Road Dogg and Billy Gunn attacks them. They are beating down Aries/Strong, police officers come running down to the ring grabbing Road Dogg and Billy Gunn and throwing them to the ground so they can be handcuffed. The police are escorting these men out of the building, Road Dogg is heard yelling out loud. “You guys thought this was over, it’s far from over”.
Joey Styles: What the hell is going on here! Road Dogg is fired and Billy Gunn doesn’t even work for ECW, will someone tell me what the hell they were doing here……..
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ECW Christmas Special December 27
Triple H is seen walking backstage making his way to the ring for his title defense against New Jack. Triple H walks past a couple of the lovely divas of course stopping to check them out before continuing his walk to the entrance, Big Show walks out of the bathroom running in to Triple H.
Triple H: So that would explain why you left the ring so fast after your match. Damn I can smell it from out here, must have been a big one.
Big Show smirks at Triple Hs comments before responding
Big Show: Typical Triple H always trying to make a funny comment. By the way congratulations on your title win this past Sunday, try not to loose it in your first title defense tonight.
Triple H looking at his TV title then looking back at Big Show smiling
Triple H: Coming from a guy who has yet to get a title shot here in ECW, when it took me less then a month to get a shot and win the title. Oh yea, congratulations to yourself also on your big win over Hardcore Holly in that barbwired steel cage match.
Big Show eyeing the TV title over Triple H shoulder then looking up at Triple H, a very pissed of look from Triple H’s last comments. He has angered this giant, Big Show is trying to restrain himself from beating the hell out of Triple H.
Big Show: How about you give me a title shot then, seeing that management won’t listen to me or even give me a title shot. That is of course if you can retain it in your match tonight.
Triple H with a big smile on his face looking at this angry giant, who is trying to restrain himself.
Triple H: You’re on big man! Once I get done with New Jack, you will get your title shot you have been demanding for. Now if you excuse me, I have to go retain my title.
Big Show smiling moves to the side allowing Triple H to pass and continue his way to the entrance area.
Joey Styles: He demanded at the ppv that this week, he would be given competition and tonight he is going to get some when he faces off against the ECW Television champion Triple H.
Joel Gertner: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ECW Television Championshit
New Jack’s music hits to a huge pop from the crowd New Jack is walking to the ring.
Joel Gertner: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 225 pounds. From Atlanta Georgia, he is Newwwwwwww Jackkkkkkkkkkk.
New Jack is waiting in the ring for Triple H. The lights in the arena die down as the only light that remains is a sole spotlight shining down on the top of the ramp. Multi colored lights being to flash as the music of none other than "The Game" Triple H hits. He emerges from the back and steps into the spotlight as the fans cheer.
Joel Gertner: And his opponent, Weighing in at 270 pounds, He is The Game, Triiiiipplleee H!!
Triple H makes his way in the ring staring New Jack down and grabs a microphone, He looks into the crowd.
Triple H: New York, are you ready?
The crowd erupts from cheers.
Triple H: No, I said ARE.......YOU........READY???
The crowd’s cheers become louder.
Triple H: Then, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home. And for Shawn Michael’s who is laying in a hospital bed watching this show at this very moment. See you next week buddy. And for Lita who was speared by Edge, which is not the first time. And for New Jack…….
ECW TV Title
Triple H vs New Jack
New Jack not waiting for Triple H to finish his entrance knocks him down from behind, mounting on top of him throwing rights and lefts to Triple H’s face. New Jack gets off Triple H, but begins stomping on his chest relentlessly now. Jack lifts Triple H up by the hair, hitting a snap suplex on him. Jack drops three straight elbow drops to the head of Triple H before going for the pin, 1 – 2 – Kickout. Jack lifts Triple H up irish whipping him into the ropes, he reverses hitting a clothesline on Jack. Triple H grabs Jack’s leg dropping two elbows to the inside of the leg, then locking in a tight submission on the leg. After about a minute of having the hold locked in Triple H lets go of the submission, standing up and dropping another two more elbows to the inside of the leg. Triple H lets go of the leg, pulling Jack up and irish whipping him into the ropes, Triple H bends down waiting to backdrop Jack but gets kicked in the face for his trouble. Jack pushes Triple H into the ropes clotheslining him over the top rope to the ground. Triple H gets to his feet on the outside, Jack jumps out of the ring with a running flip on Triple H.
YEAHHH!
Joey Styles: New Jack asked for a fight tonight, it seems like he is getting one that he is winning so far.
Jack lifts Triple H up smashing his head against the steel steps, Jack smashes his head three more times on the steel steps before irish whipping him into the barricade. Triple H crashes in the barricade, Jack walks over to him lifting him up and smashing his neck on the barricade. Triple H falls to the ground holding his neck in pain, New Jack taunts the crowd getting them to cheer loudly for him. Jack rolls Triple H back in the ring, going for the pin 1 – 2 – Kickout. Jack looks at the ref surprised by the Kickout, Jack rolls to the outside grabbing the TV title from the time keeper and entering the ring with it. Jack swings the title for Triple H’s head, he ducks it kicking Jack in the gut hitting him with a ddt. Triple H lifts Jack up irish whipping him into the ropes hitting him with a knee facebuster, Jack turns around getting kicked in the gut and set up for the pedigree. Jack backdrops Triple H out of the pedigree lifting the TV title up and charges at Triple h, Jack is caught and Arn Anderson spinebustered to the mat. Triple H covers Jack for the pin, 1 – 2 – 3.
Joel Gertner: Here is your winner and still ECW Television champion Triple HHHH.
Joey Styles: Well there you have it, The Game retains his ECW Television Championship!
As HHH exits the arena, New Jack starts to get back to his feet. The fans chant his name, but Jack doesn't respond very well. He takes the microphone from Joel Gertner...
New Jack: I'm sick of this shit! It's the same thing everytime! I get screwed at the PPV's, I get screwed at Warfare. ECW has turned into a fuckin zoo! I thought we were friends Tommy, and this is the thanks you give me? This is the thanks I get from the "bookerman"? Ever since I came back to ECW, I haven't gotten anything from Eric or Tommy. Fuck you agents, fuck you people, fuck ECW! I fuckin quit!!
New Jack slams the mic down hard to a loud chorus of boos. Jack rolls out of the ring, pushes a few fans out of the way near the guardrail and hops over. He rolls through the crowd of the Hammerstein Ballroom and goes toward the exit. He turns around and puts both his middle fingers in the air saluting ECW.
Joey Styles: I...I have no idea how to explain what just happened. New Jack...has not only left the building...he's left ECW...for good? Coming up next, our exclusive interview with the ECW Champion just days after his most recent title defense at November to Remember. What kind of a state is in? What's going on between him and the ECW Television Champion Triple H? What does he think about Hardcore Holly, the number one contender to his championship? All those questions and more will be answered after the break!
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ECW returns from it's commercial break with a shot of the ring while AC/DC's "Big Balls" plays in the background. Inside the ring the setup is nothing elaborate: Just two folding chairs for the interviewer and the interviewee. Nothing pleasant, just up close and personal with the ECW Champion. The interviewer, surprisingly, is Balls Mahoney complete with his torn-up street clothes and personal folding chair.
Balls Mahoney: You know, when the ECW staff first approached me they asked me if I would like to get up close and personal with the ECW Champion Cactus Jack. "Hell yeah," I told them! But, there was a tiny little detail they forgot to mention... I would certainly be getting up close and personal with Cactus... However, it would in the form of an interview not a match! Just a tiny detail they forgot to mention...
There is a smattering of laughs from the crowd.
Balls Mahoney: Anyway, without further ado... Let me introduce to you... The ECW Champion, Cactus Jack!
"I'm Not Afraid of Life" breaks out across the arena. The fans get to their feet as they try and get a view of the entrance way... As the song reaches the chorus, Cactus Jack, dressed in his normal street attire of black sweat pants and a red flannel shirt over a "Wanted-Cactus Jack" T-Shirt with his ECW Championship resting on his shoulder, appears on the ramp. The fans burst into cheers at the sight of their champion which brings a smile across the worn face of Cactus Jack. There are several noticeably new wounds from his encounter with Jake "The Snake" but Cactus doesn't seem to be suffering too much from his wounds. Cactus takes his time walking down the ramp as he greats several fans. At one point he even turns and gets up close to the fans with his back against the barrier as he yells out at the camera while the fans behind him yell out with him. Finally, Cactus rolls into the ring and does his "bang bang" taunt which just creates even more noise from the crowd. The music begins to die down as Cactus starts to move to his seat. The crowd, however, takes a bit more time to calm down continuing to cheer even though Cactus is sitting down in his folding chair waiting for the interview to start. A chant begins...
CACTUS JACK! CACTUS JACK! CACTUS JACK! CACTUS JACK!
Jack gets a smile on his face right before he leaps out of his chair to great the fans one more time with a "Bang Bang"! Eventually, the noise dies down as Cactus sits back down, face to face with Balls Mahoney.
Balls Mahoney: Wow... Who's dick do I have to suck to get that kind of a reaction?
Joey Styles: Did he just say what I think he said?
Cactus adjusts the title on his shoulder as Balls Mahoney clears his throat.
Balls Mahoney: Now, Cactus. How long has it been since you returned to ECW?
Cactus Jack: About three months I think... Has it really been that long?
Balls Mahoney: And you've had that there title for...
Cactus Jack: A little over two months.
Balls Mahoney: How would you rate yourself as a champion at this moment in time?
Cactus Jack leans back in his chair and sighs.
Cactus Jack: I don't know really... I've done my hardest to be a respectable champion from day one. I've fought in some brutal matches; I've shed buckets of blood; I've even gotten some new scars to show off. I can tell you, it hasn't been easy... It's hard to feel relaxed when you've got a bullseye on your back, Balls. Being undefeated doesn't help at all... 10 and O. I've been undefeated so long... That it's become a part of my reputation. When the first lose comes... My reputation is going to be hurt... It will take away from my reputation... From this Championship... Even from ECW... The undefeated aura surrounding their champion will disintegrate... And, suddenly, this belt won't mean as much. This company won't mean as much. That's a hell of a lot to carry on one's shoulders...
The champ quiets down as he appears to be deep in thought...
Balls Mahoney: Has it been worth it?
Cactus smiles.
Cactus Jack: Everytime I walk down that ring... These fans cheer me... Everytime I cave someone's skull in with the Double Arm DDT... These fans cheer me... Everytime I emerge victorious... These fans cheer me... Did you hear their reaction from before? That's the stuff dreams are made out of... That's what's making all the blood, sweat and tears worthwhile...
Balls Mahoney: Yeah, I can se...
Cactus seems to be so lost in his thoughts that he doesn't even seem to notice Balls which is made apparent when he interrupts him.
Cactus Jack: But then you have people like Triple H. It's no secret that Triple H and I haven't been on the best of terms lately. Honestly, it's probably my fault for saying something bad about him knowing his ego and all. I don't apologize... Ever since, he's been on a mission to try and humiliate me... To try and take away from my reputation. He's used jokes... He's used curses... But he hasn't used fists yet...
Cactus Jack looks straight into a camera that is getting a close up shot of his face.
Cactus Jack: Maybe sometime down the line Hunter... You... Me... Mano a mano...
The fans explode into cheers as Cactus sits back in his chair with a stern look upon his face. Balls, on the other hand, has a huge smile on his face as he imagines the carnage that will ensue.
Balls Mahoney: Whether you want Triple H or not is irrelevant at this point because right now, you need to focus on a certain Hardcore individual by the name of Hardcore Holly.
Cactus Jack stern face changes to a rather happy one.
Cactus Jack: Did you see his match against the Big Show at the PPV?
Balls Mahoney: Hell yeah!
Cactus Jack: F**king unbelievable...
The fans explode into cheers.
Joey Styles: Wow! Can he say that? F**k, I mean? Can he say f**k? Nope, I guess we can't say f**k on the air.
Cactus Jack sits there with a huge smile upon his face.
Cactus Jack: That guy is crazy. The guy will seemingly do anything to win and he doesn't give a sh*t about what anyone thinks. He'll kick your ass before asking for your name... The guy is unbelievable... Completely unpredictable...
Suddenly, the smile on his face completely disappears.
Cactus Jack: The problem with Bob, though, is that maybe he's too unpredictable... Maybe, he's too crazy about kicking ass... I mean, he was so bent on destroying Big Show that it cost him the match! Honestly though... I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing!
Cactus' grin has returned.
Cactus Jack: Whatever the case, Bob and I are going to tear the house down. But, when it's all said and done, I'm going to be the last man standing...
Cactus gently points at Balls Mahoney.
Cactus Jack: Bob will do anything to destroy his opponent?
Cactus points at himself.
Cactus Jack: Well, Cactus Jack will do anything to win the match...
Cactus' entrance song bursts out throughout the arena signaling the end of the interview. Cactus, however, does not leave his place. He sits there staring at nothing yet everything with an intense look in his eyes. The scene fades out on a shot of the eyes of Cactus Jack...
We are back with Joey Styles live at ECW Warfare, he is sitting behind the announcers table waiting to what looks like must be a important announcement. He is moving around so much at the table with a big smile on his face.
Joey Styles: I have just received information that next week Bishoff and Dreamer will be making a announcement featuring our Christmas ECW Warfare Special. Also I just heard there will be an announcement about our January PPV which from what I here will be our Super Bowl, our World Series and our Wrestlemania of ECW…..
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Edge vs Matt Hardy - Next
ECW Warfare Next Wednesday
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The camera cues in on the entrance ramp. Edge's music hits the p.a system as the crowd quickly turns to boos as he comes threw the curtain and makes his way down the isle.
Joey Styles: It's now time for our main event folks, I been looking forward to seeing this match for sometime.
Joel Gertner: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, Making his way to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, Edge!!
Edge slides in the ring ignoring the boos from the crowd. Matt Hardy's music hits as ECW crowd is cheering for Hardy.
Joel Gertner: And his opponent, Making his way to the ring, Weighing in at 225 pounds, Matt Hardy!!
Hardy and Edge just stare each other down, Edge has a smile on his face as the bell sounds off starting the match.
Matt Hardy vs Edge
Both men continue to stare each other down, you can feel the tension in the ring. Edge walks up to Matt and begins to trash talk him. Matt pushes Edge pushing him back a couple of inches. Edge gets back in Matts face and he now shoves Matt pushing him back a few inches. Matt gets in Edge's face and they both begin the trash talking again. Edge slaps Hardy in the face and the crowd boos as Matt takes a couple of steps back. Matt hasent moved his head from the angle that Edge slaped him. Matt looks up at Edge and nails him with a hard right punch. Matt nails in a couple more of right punches and grabs Edge's arm and irish whips him into the ropes. Edge grabs the ropes stoping the momentum and falls backwards and rolls out of the ring. Edge grabs his chin and looks back at Matt. Edge shakes his head and waves his arms as he motions hes leaving. Edge turns around and walks up the isle. Matt leaves the rings and runs up the isle knocking Edge down. Matt picks up Edge by the head and slams it against the barricade. Matt grabs him by the head again and walks him back over to the ring. Matt tries to slam Edge's head into the steps but Edge elbows Matt in the gut and grabs his head and slams it into the steps. Edge irish whips Hardy into the barricade. Edge comes running after him by Hardy delivers a back body drop over the barricade and Edge flys into the crowd. Matt taunts the crowd who is cheering for him.
Joey Styles What a back and forth contest this has been so far.
Matt leans over the barricade and lifts up Edge and suplexes him back outside the crowd. Matt lifts Edge up by the head and tosses him back in the ring. Matt slides in the ring and goes for a cover, 1....2..kickout. Matt gets back up and kicks Edge in the chest, Matt goes over to the turnbuckle and climbs up it. Hardy jumps off with a flying leg drop but Edge moves out of the way. Hardy screams in pain as Edge gets back up on his feet. Edge now goes to the top turnbuckle himself and waits to get up. Matt slowly makes it to his feet and jumps off with a missle dropkick hitting Matt. Edge goes for a cover, 1...2....kickout. Edge gets back up and lifts up Matt and hoist him up on his shoulders, Edge executes the edge-o-matic. Edge gets back up and grabs Matt by the leg and drags him over to the turnbuckle. Edge leaves the ring and grabs Matts right leg and slams it against the steel post. Edge grabs his leg again and slams it against the steel post once more. Matt screams in pain as Edge makes his way back in the ring. Edge grabs Matt by the head and drags him to the middle of the ring. Edge walks over to Matt's legs and lifts up his right leg and kicks it multiple times. Edge now puts Matt in the kneeling inverted sharpshooter. Matt screams in pain as the ECW crowd cheers him on. Matt inches his way to the rope but Edge pulls him back in the center of the ring. Matt looks up at the crowd who is still cheering hiim on and he pushes himself to the rope and grabs it forcing Edge to let go. Edge gets up and picks up Matt by the head but Matt knees him in the nuts and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Matt limps across the matt running after Edge with a clothsline that connects.
Joey Styles: Hardy is making a comeback.
Matt grabs Edge by the head and delivers a bulldog. Matt gets up and taunts to the crowd as he goes to the top rope and jumps off with a moonsault hitting Edge. Matt goes for the cover, 1....2....kickout. Matt has a shocked look on his face as he slams the mat. Matt picks up Edge looking for the twist of fait but Edge reverses into a impailer ddt. Edge rolls out of the ring and looks under the apron, he pulls out two chair and enters the ring again. Edge places on chair underneat the head of Matt. Edge lifts the other one up getting ready for a one man conchairto. Lita comes threw the crowd and slides quickly in the ring trying to stop Edge. Edge ask her what the hell shes doing. Lita gets up and grabs takes the chair out of Edge's hand. Edge and Lita argue while Matt gets up. Lita turns around and she kicks Matt in the nuts and slams the chair in his face knocking him out. Edge is still confused and he grabs Lita turning her around and she kicks Edge in the nuts also and slams the chair in his face. Lita leaves the ring and slam the chair down and leaves throughtout the crowd. The crowd is in shock of what just happened. The ref begins to count, 1....2.....3.....4.....5....6.....7.....8......9.. ....10.
Joel Gertner: This match has ended under a no contest
The crowd boos pissed off at the ending of the match. Edge and Matt are still out cold in the middle of the ring.
Joey Styles: Thanks to Lita this match went down as a no contest. She seems to have gotten her revenge on Edge for dumping her and for Matt for humiliating her. I dont beleve this is over between the three of these people. Thanks for watching folks, See you next week.
[i]Lita is still staring at the ring as the crowd continues to boo and the scene turns to black with the ECW logo flashing on the screen.
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Credit goes to papa shango for the snake pit and mr epiti for his interview. And to my partner j~p for doing his part of the show.
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