PCW.com Exclusive interview
Jeremy Borash is standing next to The Guru Of Greatness John Morrison with a mic in his hand. Morrison has a cocky smirk on his face as he lets out a deep breath becoming impatient. The camera man gives Jeremy Borash the cue and Borash puts the mic to his mouth and begins to speak.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Jeremy Borash and thank you for tuning it exclusively on PCW.com to catch this interview with none other then the Shaman of Sexay John Morrison.
Morrison puts his hand in front of Borash's face. And Borash's smile quickly fades away. Morrison snatches the mic from Borash's hand and tells him to beat it. Jeremy Borash then leaves the scene leaving John Morrison all alone.
We don't let geeks like you into the palace of wisdom, Borash. Don't you turn around! Keep walking, yeah that's right. Anyways.. I am the Shaman of Sexay John Morrison. The Wednesday night delight... And speaking of which tomorrow I will be going up against the biggest loser of them all, Raven. Now Raven lately me and you have been exchanging words. And let me be the first one to tell you, John Morrison is not a homosexual you creep. How dare you even consider that I could be a homosexual. I am the hottest man in the world to date. And there are many of women especially divas that would be willing to tell you that I am as straight and as handsome as they come.
Morrison then lets out a chuckle while shaking his head.
You know Raven, if anything it's not my sexuality that should be in question here. It's yours! Now that I think of it when have you last been with a women? Oh that's right, never! You hideous creepy virgin. Is it that women don't want you or is it that you don't want them. Either way I'm sure the women don't want you. So have you jumped on the other side of the fence? I'm guessing so.
It would explain your dark and lonesome self. Is that why you hide in the dark? Are you too afraid to look at yourself in the mirror, because even you are disgusted with your own self? Raven, you are a mysterious man theres no doubt about that. But I think I have you all figured out. You're as homo as they come. And if it were up to me, we wouldnt be fighting eachother tomorrow night. In fact, I'd be booking you against someone like The Brian Kendrick day in and day out. Because lets face it with your mysterious antics and his gay little skipping dance. You two would probably have the time of your life.
Morrison then begins to walk down the hall as the camera man closely follows him. He then turns around and walks backwards talking into the camera.
Now that I have exposed you from what you truly are, the only thing left is to leave you down and out tomorrow night. Maybe even retire you for good. You might feel some sense of accomplishment because you're undefeated here in PCW. Even though you have only been in two matches. But I'll give you a break, I'm sure that is a big accomplishment for you. And you can bask in that glory. Too bad it has to end this Wednesday.
John Morrison then stops at a door. The camera rotates over and zooms on the name plate attached to the door that reads "John Morrison" Morrison walks in and two beautiful divas are seen sitting on a very huge couch. Those divas are the Bella twins. They stand up once they see Morrison walk in and immidiately walk over and begins to rub there smooth hands against his chest.
You see this Raven, we are two completely different people. I hang out with beautiful divas such as Bri and Nikki Bella in my luxurious locker room. While you hang out with spiders and rats in the Janitors closet. As much as you hate to admit it, I am everything you want to be. And I mean everything.. I wouldn't be surprised if I were to find out you requested this match up all along. Let's face it, I am better then you and I'm more good lookin and I get the ladies. A true jealous scum bag you are Raven. But I don't blame you... If I weren't me.. I'd probably be feeling the same Jealousy and Envy you're feeling right now.
You can complain about Bret Hart screwing you over. Even though he's gave you two of the easiest match ups as of late. If anyone is being punished it's me. I am the one having to go against a creep like you. But at the end of the day I will come out victorious and prove to everyone that you're not just a lonley scumbag, but that your are also a LOSER!
Just the John Morrison's door comes flying open and in walks his beautiful girl friend Melina. The Bella twins jump away from Morrison and stand back as Melina doesn't look very happy at all. She walks up and slaps Morrison across the face and begins to yell at him.
First you leave me all alone at the resturaunt! And then I find you in here with these filthy whores!!!
Bre Bella tries to step up but Melina pushes her onto the couch. Nikki just backs off a little as Morrison tries to calm her down but Melina is so angry that it's far too late for that.
You whores can leave now! I said get out!
The Bella twins quickly exit the locker room closing the door behind them. Morrison tries to plead for her to quiet down but Melina is not having any of it.
They came in here and started getting all over... I told them to leave I swear. Look I can't have this right now. I have a match against the disgusting Raven, and I need to stay focused.
Focused?! You need to stay focused?! Well maybe you should've thought of that before you picked up two ugly girls on the corner. I have been putting up with a lot of your shit lately John. But no more, It's ove....
You better not say it, because let's face it. If you leave me the Shaman of Sexy, you're throwing your career down the drain. I'm the only reason people even know who you are. And don't think I dont know about your visits around the locker room. Leave me? Haha Leave me.. Yeah right, you leave me then you'll end up back on the steets where I found you.
Melina's face turns red hot, you can tell she's trying to hold back all of her anger towards Morrison but is going to explode any second. Just the a knock is heard at the door. Melina turns her attention towards it as Morrison lets out a smirk
If you'll excuse me, I have some bussiness I need to take care of.
John Morrison walks over to the door and opens it. At the door is none other then the man who defeated him last week Joey Ryan. Melina looks confused. Joey Ryan stares down Melina from head to toe then lets off a wink at her. She doesn't seemed very amused as Morrison just laughs. He then points to the outside, signaling for her to leave. She storms out of the room and slams the door. Joey Ryan and Morrison let out a huge laugh as the scene fades to black.