**** The scene opens up with the Miz entering the backstage area with two body guards with him. He takes a right turn and enters a large room. There are three closed up sections in the room, they’re there to hide the three women that are in those sections. Miz takes a seat with the two body guards in back of him. ****
Miz: Listen up people; I lost to gay lord Randy. I lost all my concentration because he was trying to feel me up. I kept telling the ref but he wouldn’t listen. Now, it’s time to move on. I’ll be facing Raven, Triple H, MVP and Austin Aries for the EPCW Championship belt at Spring Stampede. I have lots of experience in these types of matches, I love them. I was........ a former Ecw champion.
**** Miz looks straight in the camera with cocky smile on his face ****
Miz: Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, mizfits across the galaxy, I bring you here today for a special segment. Do you people remember the saying? “Behind every strong man there is strong woman” This chick magnet won’t totally retire from the business. But, I finally decided I will be making a commitment with one chick today. I also have to think about spreading my....you know....seeds. I need a dominate woman who can rock me in bed and to give birth to the fruits of my loins. And where can I find the most dominate woman? Right here, right here in my back yard of PCW. Behind here, in these three secluded and hidden rooms are three women from PCW. They were chosen by my bodyguards. They told me these were the three strongest women in PCW. I have no idea who they are, I can’t see their faces but I can hear their voice.
I bring you PCW’s very own Bachelor Show!
**** Miz is very ready to meet these lucky ladies. This very woman who will be chosen tonight should be very happy that he decided to pollinate with her ****
B1: Hi Mrrrrr. Miz
Miz: OOOOOOOooooooo Mr.Miz, I like that. Obedience, that’s what like.
Miz: Hello to you too Honey!
B3: Hi there!
Miz: Let’s talk wrestling. I have a championship match this Sunday, who do you think is going to win? Bachelorette number 1 it’s your turn.
B1: Obviously you, you have all the tools to succeed. Plus you’re the one with most experience in this match. I like guys who can get extreme.
Miz: I can come in there and get extreme with you right now. But for the purpose of this show I have to talk to all three of you chicks. Bachelorette number 2.
B2: That’s a tough decision; I mean...all those guys that match are very tough. I’m going to sayyyyyy Triple H!
***** Miz had taken a sip of water and as soon as he heard that vile name being mentioned he spat it out ****
B2: I mean....come on.....he is totally fugly but he’s won so many champions. He’s the best guy there.
Miz: It’s obvious this woman is crazy, Guards!!!! Get her out of here!!!!!
**** The guards open the room and grab her. To our surprise the woman is Maria. They begin to drag her out while she screams *****
Maria: You can’t do this to me! I’ll get my lawyer and sue you and for the last time where you didn’t pay me.
Miz: What are you talking about? I always knew you were a dumbass but now you’re just completely crazy. I don’t pay for sex, women pay me. Get this crazy chick off my show. Obviously I can’t date crazy chicks.
Sorry ladies. I believe Maria just lost it, although she never had anything to begin with. Bachelorette number 3......
B3: Like bachelorette number one said. You have all the tools and the experience to win. You’re the most extreme guy out the rest of those losers.
Miz: I like your style number 3. When I’m down, what would you do to bring my spirit back up? Bachelorette number one......
B1: I’ll make sure you’re completely satisfied from head to toe.
Miz: That’s what I’m talking about. Bachelorette number 3.....
B3: Not only will I satisfy you, I’ll do anything in my power to make sure you’re on the top.
Miz: Even better. Now for the final question, if you have to sing a song to describe what you would do to me, what would the song be? Sing it bachelorette number 3, will start with you this time.
I wear apple bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur
I see Miz looking at me.
I hit the floor. Miz and me get
Low, low, low, low,low........
Miz: That’s hot! Bachelorette number 1.......
B1: I got it!
They Miz is so sweet
Makes me wanna lick his wrapper
So I’m gunna lick his wrapper
I’m gunna lick him like a lollipop
I said I’m gunna lick his lollipop.
Miz: Woahhhhhhhhh.....Now this going to be a hard one to call.
**** After much thought and deliberation, Miz has come to a conclusion ****
Miz: Bachelorette number 3......I’m sorry. We can always do a threesome. Bachelorette number one, you win!
****Miz gets of his chair and enters bachelorette number 1’s room. In the background Barry White’s song plays it the back ground. Let’s get it onnnnn....................******
The screen goes black